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Photo 26 Jul 13,428 notes y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

Chat 26 Jul 235,722 notes The difference between bees and wasps.
  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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Quote 26 Jul 371,068 notes
Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
— Unknown (via capecodcollegiate)
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(Source: lolgifs.net)

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Chat 26 Jul 163,437 notes
  • me on facebook: i can't swear, i'm friends with too many family members on here
  • me on twitter: probably shouldn't swear that much on here either
  • me on tumblr: this motherfucking grilled cheese is the best fucking grilled cheese i've ever had in my whole fucking goddamn life
Photo 26 Jul 51,337 notes gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

STOP

gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

STOP

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Text 26 Jul 47,560 notes

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

Photo 26 Jul 557,135 notes candiedmoon:


the starry sky on the himalayas

click the picture tho.

candiedmoon:

the starry sky on the himalayas

click the picture tho.

(Source: fullmoonwolves)

Photo 26 Jul 137,484 notes poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

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